Victorian Hills Commandments

Victorian Hills Commandments
(actual quotes/directives)
1 marry a rich lady
2 grow a pair
3 be heterosexual
4 stop wearing a hoodie
5 ballet is only for girls
6 "you can rub it" [defense of child marriage]
7 some people are "enemies"
8 diversity is limited
9 'helper elves' are invariably half clothed