Confirmed:

Victorian Hills is the domain of a uh, certain religion
At least in this part of the country, 'diversity' is window dressing indeed

Exercise ii

Him: I can't do that, I'm so poorly coordinated
Me: which means you'll miss more often; which means you'll be running after the ball more often; which means even *more* exercise - where's the problem in that?
#socialtemplates

"How the TV warmed the Siamese cat" (Freestone Wilson)

Likewise, my idea of exercise: two hours of sinking baskets from the three point line (for many weeks I did this)
Victorian Hills response: send a pack of elves to help me do it the 'right way' (which didn't last one day)
Again, the 'helper' people obcessed with 'social templates'

https://vtmov.blogspot.com/2019/11/how-tv-warmed-siamese-cat-freestone.html

Faux Twitter iii : and corresponding (faux) 'forecast' #elaborate

Which you can still find, for a couple more days...
Are we still paying attention? ;)
"When the moment has come to lay your cards on the table... Then, you might choose to reveal your hand card-by-card..."

Faux Twitter account(s) ii

Couple days later, different story... ;)
#moregoalpoststhanahockeyseason

Faux Twitter account(s) (see links)

#learningcurve shutting down both the Twitter account *and* the recovery email saves a lot of work (constant faux emails) ;)

Victorian Hills Commandments

Victorian Hills Commandments
(actual quotes/directives)
1 marry a rich lady
2 grow a pair
3 be heterosexual
4 stop wearing a hoodie
5 ballet is only for girls
6 "you can rub it" [defense of child marriage]
7 some people are "enemies"
8 diversity is limited
9 'helper elves' are invariably half clothed

Hence a new blog : Victorian Hills

Caution : adults only! ;)
https://vtmov.blogspot.com/

*Third* 'hacked' Twitter account (faux account)

Called - and they folded ;)

Victorian Hills

https://twitter.com/victorianhills

Epic hypocrisy

Truck versus pedestrian x3 (reprise)

Third time the northbound car (this time) had to turn hard to come at me in the eastbound lane ... saw the truck a fourth time(?), switching to blonde didn't help at all? #perspective

Explained about a decade ago by a certain "Johan"

But this is Spiderville, where the 'top dog' (who's older than me) complained bitterly about my lack of 'heterosexuality' #localstandards #beware

Updates

To threats, harassment, illegal entry (upthread/downthread)

Nickelodeon

The more things change...

Er, apparently a person is not entitled to respond to more than two decades of concerted faux social

Faux social 2020

My country was my pimp

Person x says I'm 'crazy'

Because person x can't imagine more than one way statement y could be true
#shrug

Quoth the Diva: "I am so vain"

#misinterpretation

'Society' is not my religion

Communication, on the other hand, sure thing
#mirrorofvanity

Threats 82 ... 101

Again, conservative
[updated 191103]

They got it wrong iii

"Conquered" isn't mine (either).
Which brings to mind a shattered mirror I saw at a Toronto art exhibit: 'Is it me or is it you?'
#mirrorofvanity

Absentee society

Absentee society

And not one person has thanked me for not ditching the boots

No gratitude, I'm telling you ;)
#cooperation

The doctoring scene (see profile)

Dr Dhillon was taking political action, including falsifying documents, in a private practice
#cooperation

The assault scene ii

Dr Chand was practicing political action in a government walk-in clinic
#cooperation

The assault scene: "My name is Chrystal, I'm a registered nurse"

Chrystal failed to mention she was a disapproving neighbour, thirty years earlier
#cooperation

The rape scene: "Drink that," he said

I woke up next morning on the floor of the van
#cooperation

Prince of twilight iii

https://vtmov.blogspot.com/2019/10/prince-of-twilight-iii_24.html
Twitter likely understands copyright issues very well. Canadians, I'm not so sure (again, source of constant changes - real time format changes, faux stats, account suspended, etc. - is just as likely my IP #couldbewrong)

Antiwork crowd still out in force

Your brain on religion

Diminished capacity
#cooperation

Heterosexuality is the backbone of politics?

Certainly of religion...
#cooperation

Sample

Correct order:
1. ice dam 2. tarpaper 3. shingles
Contractor installs:
1. tarpaper 2. ice dam 3. shingles
Contractor: 'Just don't tell the owner'
#cooperation

Where the homophobes are

Me: Rockin' the buzz today
Boss (who earlier mentioned my beard): Hunh?
Me: Rockin' the buzz today
Boss (pause): Yeah...
Boss (stumbling): 'The girls are going crazy [for me]...'

Van Terra : mirror of vanity

https://vtmov.blogspot.com/
@grinningzone https://twitter.com/grinningzone

Where 'execution of duty' and political action go hand in hand

In every office and profession
Victorian Hills
@grinningzone https://twitter.com/grinningzone

Illegal entry 12 ... 16

[Updated 191027]
Again, very conservative
Absent (still absent): informed consent
Victorian Hills
@grinningzone https://twitter.com/grinningzone

Victorian Hills

Window dressing is window dressing
@grinningzone https://twitter.com/grinningzone

Twitter iii

Advice/directive (from immediate family) that still stands:
'Be heterosexual'
Now what was that you said about my momma?
@grinningzone https://twitter.com/grinningzone

And a note about Twitter

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/1138461712871436288

I should stop besmirching...

Something or other
Moving to a more 'bust your chops' venue: Van Terra (see links)

Harassment 315 ... 1570*

*again, very conservative
Nothing brings them on like sympathy ;)
[Did I steal that from a show?]
[Updated 191103]

Signs of intelligent men ii

...
NB see important information in Signs of intelligent men i

Signs of intelligent men i [street level only]

The equation back to front
...
NB 'males' would be PC, forbidden #VictorianHills

Harassment 232 ... 314

Again, conservative

Facile

Harassment 139 ... 231

Keep forgetting to post

It's always a something ii

So we have billions of these people, at large in the world, adamant that today you will see a something, or you will be a something, or etc.

Harassment 117 ... 138

Quick response #wow

It's always a something

...

Harassment v 87 ... 116

Ditto

A little too close to the mark?

Harassment iv 64 ... 86

Ditto

Twitter highlights i

Facile

Helps to say that once in a while

And...

Van Terra : mirror of vanity
https://vtmov.blogspot.com/

And...

And yet another faux hack: Twitter

Likely my IP, the one you'd least expect

Authority cult

Speaks for itself #authoritycult #speaksforitself

Rhapsody on a theme of meme

Or cliche... Or stereotype... Or...

Narrow Cooperation Railway

NCR very Limited

And a dark horse against an armoured train

Railroaded into Twitter, way back 170923 thereabouts

I don't think they're happy with the result #grin

Spiderville: faux social

If 'Heraldic French' once separated the elite from the gaping masses, apparently not much has changed

Spiders are still up for grabs (seldom seen in heraldry), so here's a consideration of the past twenty years in Spiderville: faux social

Semee of spiders