"How the TV warmed the Siamese cat" (Freestone Wilson)

Likewise, my idea of exercise: two hours of sinking baskets from the three point line (for many weeks I did this)
Victorian Hills response: send a pack of elves to help me do it the 'right way' (which didn't last one day)
Again, the 'helper' people obcessed with 'social templates'

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