Talk about social stories...

 This one has over 2000 characters, 98 in play at any one time...

The murder of autistics

Is topical again...
Stand by for (relatively) sudden developments... ;)

And (of course) they resort to physical violence

Some things never change ;)

Commandments - revised

Victorian Hills Commandments
(actual quotes/directives)
11 marry a rich lady
12 grow a pair
13 be heterosexual
14 stop wearing a hoodie
15 ballet is only for girls
16 "you can rub it" [defense of child marriage]
17 some people are "enemies"
18 diversity is limited
19 'helper elves' are invariably half clothed
20 race has a dollar value
21 "try to think clearly"  
See: https://vtmov.blogspot.com/

Confirmed:

Victorian Hills is the domain of a uh, certain religion
At least in this part of the country, 'diversity' is window dressing indeed

Exercise ii

Him: I can't do that, I'm so poorly coordinated
Me: which means you'll miss more often; which means you'll be running after the ball more often; which means even *more* exercise - where's the problem in that?
#socialtemplates

"How the TV warmed the Siamese cat" (Freestone Wilson)

Likewise, my idea of exercise: two hours of sinking baskets from the three point line (for many weeks I did this)
Victorian Hills response: send a pack of elves to help me do it the 'right way' (which didn't last one day)
Again, the 'helper' people obcessed with 'social templates'

https://vtmov.blogspot.com/2019/11/how-tv-warmed-siamese-cat-freestone.html

Faux Twitter iii : and corresponding (faux) 'forecast' #elaborate

Which you can still find, for a couple more days...
Are we still paying attention? ;)
"When the moment has come to lay your cards on the table... Then, you might choose to reveal your hand card-by-card..."